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WHY IS THERE A HORSE IN MY SOUP
Don't have one, OMFG
ON, Canada, In a box
Joined on 3/9/06
Posted by Doom-Fan - August 5th, 2010
Stranger: submissive guy looking for dominant girl for cyber
You: now bend over!
Stranger: *bends over*
You: and let me stick my strap on in your tight butt
Stranger: m m yes mistress
You: with no lube
You: only your blood as your lube!
Stranger: yes mistress thank you
You: i stick my 12 in black strap-on in your ass
You: blood and shit everywhere
Stranger: *screams in pain*
You: i tell you to lick my shitty strap on!
You: LICK ALL YOUR SHIT!!!!!1
Stranger: yes mistress *licks strap on*
Stranger: yes mistress! *licks faster*
You: then i bend over and rape your 4 year old daughter as you wacth and jack off with your tears
You: she is crying for you
You: and you can't do nothing!
You: *DADDY DADDY!* SHE CRIES SHE IS CONFUSSED
You: blood running down her leg
Stranger: please don't mistress please punish me!
You: no hahahaha
You: you dun goofed up!
You: i reach over with my knife and i stab her in front of you and pull out her guts and make you eat them!
You: EAT YOUR DAUGHTER'S GUTS!
Stranger: what did i do to deserve this mistress?
You: then i bend over and shit in your daughter's cut open body!
You: and i walk out the door.
You: before i leave
You: i tell you that....
You: Master Chief dies at the end of Halo: Reach